When I'm good I am
Very good, but when I'm bad
I am much better
For those with problems
reaching orgasm. If you can't
come please let us know.
Censors worry when
A girl has cleavage. They should
Worry when she hasn't
A man's incomplete
Until he is married and
Then he is finished
Cultivate your curves
They may be dangerous but
Won't be avoided.
It is better to
Be looked all over than to
Be all overlooked
A woman that knows
The ropes isn't very likely
To get all tied up
All dumped lovers should
Be given a second chance -
With somebody else.
A woman in love
can't be reasonable - or
she wouldn't be in love.