Just Bought a Dragon Maid Straight Cash

[Intro]

Oh, man!

D-Real, we 'bout to piss 'em off again

[Verse 1]

Got a Dragon Maid like I'm Kobayashi

Got a few Fans out in Nagasaki

Imoutos wanna ride like a Kawasaki

Got 'em acting crazy ain't even started drinking sake

Niggas say I'm cocky, how could I not be

Making Dinero, Yen and USD

Shawty drawing ero, call her Sagiri

All charged up, Kanna Kamui, aye

Niggas think I'm playing but I'm always spittin cajun

In Oppai I be laying ask Lucoa I be slaying

Elma outside, got the keys to my ride

Every time I break her off, make the room a slip and slide

Always be myself, I don't need a disguise

I'm the king in this bitch, see the blades in my eyes

Sharingan call me Onii-san or Kami cuz I'm the only one

Shawty look moe and shocking like Kanna

Bring her to my casa to meet my Nakama

Persona I own her she my Nekomata

Kill 'em like Fafnir if they bring that drama

You know I'm 'bout them Imoutos and Guala

When Kouhais come meet me they say it's an honor

My Senpai swag can convert Saikawa

Hit Shibuya fuck up some commas bitch

[Hook]

Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, chillin' with a Dragon Maid

Step up y'all can catch this fade

Tohru, Kana they my slaves

Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, chillin' with a Dragon Maid

Step up y'all can catch this fade

Tohru, Kana they my slaves

[Verse 2]

Maids are stupid in love with me, screaming out "Baka!"

Lucoa or door, well both got the knockers

Apartment is 2B, not Nier: Automata

But covered in cooties of 2D persona's

Stroking her palace, i see your Arcana

The cat make me sleepy, oh shut up Morgana

Text Kawakami, my brooms hella cozy

She'll sweep me up and send apron emojis

Hey see those weebs

Invite your bridal to my Eiffel bet she get nose bleeds

The head of Elma ain't the only thing i see horny

Take your waifu for tonight she screaming "Kimochi!"

Sorry for NTR-tagging but my stomach hungers for action

Tohru serving her tail guess i'll get to snacking

We fuck in our cave call it dungeons and dragons

Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, chillin' with my Dragon Maid

Kobayashi that's my hottie, touch my Kanna I will slay

This dragon is black either Hiei or Fafnir

Flame all these jerk-offs, boy you can not fap here

Shiki got Kouhai's who Oppai's need splashing

Bukkake the party and get double dragon (nasty)

[Hook]

Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, chillin' with a Dragon Maid

Step up y'all can catch this fade

Tohru, Kana they my slaves

Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, chillin' with a Dragon Maid

Step up y'all can catch this fade

Tohru, Kana they my slaves

• Artist:D-Real [愛]