If You've Only Got a Moustache [Turkish translation]

You men who long for love

You mustn't all despair

There's a secret you should know,

To capture the heart's of the fair

You may not have the looks,

You may not have the dash

but you'll win yourself a girl

If you’ve only got a moustache,

A moustache, a moustache,

If you’ve only got a moustache.

You may be common folk,

Without a hint of pride

But you needn't be a king

To make any maiden a bride

You may not have a name

You may not have the cash

But you'll make that girl you're own If you’ve only got a moustache,

A moustache, a moustache,

If you’ve only got a moustache.

You may be big and fat

Or uglier than sin

All the ladies shut you out

You're wondering how to get in

Well here is my advice,

For how to make a splash

You can have your pick of gals

If you’ve only got a moustache,

A moustache, a moustache,

If you’ve only got a moustache.

A moustache, a moustache,

A moustache, big moustache, thick moustache,

My moustache, your moustache,

Say the word, the word moustache

(A moustache, a moustache)

Now we both have said moustache

A moustache, a moustache,

If you’ve only got a moustache.

• Artist:A Million Ways To Die In The West (OST)