# 12 Paranoid [English translation]

Everything starts with the right attitude.

It's no use starting to get depressed while facing a gun.

Then it's time for one last joke,

for instance: What is too lazy to steal stuff?

Take grandpas old Tramadol as a dare,

you had my traumas on a MP3-player.

This is for you what alcohol is to a ski jumper,

if a drop won't drip, well then where are all those buckets?

One hysteric chuckle to life,

a suicide of a young person is completely understandable to me.

Nobody can stand this shuffling that psyches me out,

forget all those feelings.

Good thing that Henri suggested that.

No day is different from another,

except one; when your parents get divorced.

Or the one when your brother died a sudden death as a baby,

only now I realize that it wasn't my fault I got fired.

I got the jumps, take the axe away.

You won't be beating anyone, just like a Finnish ice hockey team.

That day I started to believe in Santa,

when he fell down while drunk and high because of his socks.

Life is beautiful,

when you get cured from a disease called living

'cause you can't fucking take it, nooo.

Life is beautiful,

when you get cured from a disease called living

'cause nobody can take it, nobody.

I wondered why I still went potty when I was at first grade,

but my cousin is Johnny McMetal, local retard.

And my favourite film Total Recall.

Then you must understand why I got to my senses but on a 2nd try.

And now I'm standing naked at your stairway,

but Timpe taught me that love is limitless.

My unique wristwatch real, but timeless,

Some still living the same depression they had in the 90s.

Some have fun, others substitute for that

my head went into lathe when I mentioned about an earring.

My sauna was a spanking, my run in a leash,

that lasted so fucking long because my dad drove off with a car.

It's just what you call tough love,

a weak one is easy to toss around because he can't run away.

He threw my asthma inhaler into a lake and threatened to take my life,

but I'll take it myself just like Robert Enke.

Life is beautiful,

when you get cured from a disease called living

'cause you can't fucking take it, nooo.

Life is beautiful,

when you get cured from a disease called living

'cause nobody can take it, nobody.

Everything starts with the right attitude,

even though everything is fucked up you can always laugh.

My sense of humour as skewed as this world,

I'm taking everything I can, it won't last long anymore.

Everything starts with the right attitude,

even though everything is fucked up you can always laugh.

My sense of humour as skewed as this world,

I'm taking everything I can, it won't last long anymore.

• Artist:Pyhimys
• Album:Paranoid