SMASH!

[Egoraptor]

It was a beatiful day,

And everyone,was excited!

There was a picnic and,

The whole Nintendo crew was invited!

Luigi stood up,and said..

[Luigi]

Listen everyone,

I love you,guys!

You are my best friend in the world,

You make me glad to feel alive!

[Markiplier]

Excuse me,

Hi there,i'm the announcer for a new family game!

Is called Super Smash Brothers!

[Luigi]

This is nice,how do we play ?

[Markiplier]

Well,first i'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war!

Where you'll assault everyone that you ever known and loved before.

[Luigi]

I don't think,i wanna do that..

[Markiplier]

Oh,come one,it'll be a bash.

Now,grab all your little friends,'cause now,it's time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!

[Sexbang]

Woh-oh. (Wait,no.[Luigi])

Let's go!

Kick the shit all of your friends! (That's not cool..[Luigi])

Have a blast as you beat their ass.

And then,they're forced to clap to you in the end! (3, 2, 1, SMASH!)

Mario! (Hey,bro! AAHH...[Mario])

Your chode!

Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode...[Mario])

[Luigi]

Can't we all just get along ?

[Sexbang]

Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!

[Egoraptor]

The crowd was destroyed,

Hundreds of bystanders dead..

Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgustin head.

Fox said:

[Fox]

Hey Mario,stop crying,

Just psyche up and fight instead!

[Luigi]

I'm Luigi,all this bloodstain make my overall's look red!

[Markiplier]

Sonic looked tough,

Till Link kick him in the stuff!

The madness of cold-blooded murder overtaken Jigglypuff!

He blasted Bowser to infinity,

With one massive ass hit!

And then,he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!

[Luigi]

Is the time almost over ?

I can't tell,my face's mashed..

[Markiplier]

Don't worry,Luigi,

The clock says 4, 3, 2 (Oh no..[Luigi]), 1, SMASH!

[Sexbang]

Woh-oh! (This blows..[Luigi])

You know,

When Mario and Peach team up,

Your're screwed! (You're my OWN BROTHER!!![Luigi])

Pikachu's way less fucking cute

When he's trying to eletrocute you! (PIKA PII!!![Pikachu])

Samus! (What do you want ?[Samus])

Is pissed!

You got a small amount of dirt in her suit! (Oh,you're dead,bitch.[Samus])

[Luigi]

That is,the last goddamn straw...

[Markiplier]

Oh shit,i think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!

[Luigi]

Hey look at me,now,

I'm beating my friends!

I have no regrets,

This is the fucking beast!

Yes,i can see now,

We're having fun in the end!

Now,it all make sense!

I guess just because we smash each other,

Doesn't mean,we're not brothers!

(Punch..)

AAAH,MARIO,

You suck!

[Mario]

...

BITE me!

• Artist:Starbomb
• Album:Player Select