3 sind 2 zuviel [English translation]

First, second, third

But I am the first because I'm fitter

Than Dokter Renz and Schiffmeister together

I am the number one, it's like boy oh boy look at them

The one without hair, the other one with sausages only

This one needs a comb, while the other one can't brush his hair

Oh shit, your haircut is like a kick in the arse

For every good taste

You are using frangers with turkey taste and

Santa Claus always brings pricks for you

Pow! But here is Renz - Ah! - the best dancer

The two of you were kind of dance lessons absentees

In the dancing school I was asked for a dance first

In the sandpit I trampled on your cakes

I got Funk in my blood and in yours it's only Western and Country

I am the mutiny and you are the Bounty

Boris, one never sees you as good-humored as today, do you have fun bugging us?

Believe me, one can see it, but I am so cool that people are catching a cold just by looking

The two of us are poles apart

Be afraid because my rimes are coming out until you are feeling dizzy

For me light speed is the standard value

And I also get the most applause as a writer

Because I am not copying from Mickey Mouse

A plate of lobscouse has about your talent

You are running out of booze before the fire starts to burn

When you take a step, I take a whole leap

When I come on stage, you make way for me

Because the spotlight only points at me

The two of you are wanting

I already wrote poetry when the two of you couldn't even speak

You are the puppets, I pull the strings

Here for the two of you

I distribute some brain

And so that nothing can escape

I'll also give you yarn for your forehead

Thanks - the Dokter buys us a drink like Frankenstein

Come on, stop the thanking

It will be carried out by the sick note

Banks will not loan you anything anymore, the two of you,

Believers and heathens, nobody likes you

So I send König Boris to the exile

Then I'll punish Schiffmeister because 3 are 2 too many

While you are writing a rime, I write a whole lyric

And from the three of us I have the most sex

I am a great guy and you are only top students

I get the main dish and you only get the rests

No matter if it's Ludo or another game

I kick you out because 3 are 2 too many

OK, I'll speak out

I have to clear my throat

Then I start virtuosic, I show you up

Where's the sense in that? I am the ultimate

Don't take me easy

3 are 2 too many, that's the aim of the game

And in a moment it also applies to us

"That's what you say!" Yes, that's what I say

So please don't cry when my rimes are coming at you

Because my flow of words also starts your rimes flowing

You should enjoy this verse

As if it were your favorite dish

Delicate rhymes will not have you gain weight

And if I solo someday, my favorite partner would be me

Uh, this rhyme was stolen

You've seen it! You caught me

Caught me, but fortunately

I come back and delight you

With a huge diss and I express myself

Clearly and pop the pimple of Renz

I speed ahead, overtake Boris too with roar and applause

Because I am the one who's bugging you

And I am the reason why you are short of domestic bliss

Because I start to diss, when you start to hide

Then you'll hear that Boris can rap as good as he can dance

Not at all! I warn you: Renz can't rap either!

While I take the elevator, you still take the steps

If we were The Three Investigators I'd be Justus Jonas

I date the most beautiful women and you date the grandmas

All the while I had the most friends, lego and even more Playmobil

It's the same even today

3 are 2 too many

• Artist:Fettes Brot
• Album:Auf einem Auge blöd