Blame Canada. lyrics

SHEILA:

Times have changed,

Our kids are getting worse,

They won't obey the parents

They just want to fart and curse!

SHARON:

Should we blame the government?

LIANE:

Or blame society?

STUART/GERALD/RANDY:

Or should we blame the images on TV?

SHEILA:

No, blame Canada!

EVERYONE:

Blame Canada!

SHEILA:

With all their beady little eyes,

And flapping heads so full of lies.

EVERYONE:

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA:

We need to form a full assault

EVERYONE:

It's Canada's fault!

SHARON:

Don't blame me for my son Stan,

He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!

LIANE:

And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf,

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.

SHEILA:

Well, blame Canada!

EVERYONE:

Blame Canada!

SHEILA:

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along

EVERYONE:

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE:

They're not even a real country anyway.

CAROL:

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.

EVERYONE:

Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

SHEILA:

Heck, no!

EVERYONE:

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA:

With all their hockey hullabaloo.

LIANE:

And that bitch Anne Murray, too.

EVERYONE:

Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...

The smut we must cut,

The trash we must bash,

The laughter and fun must all be undone,

We must blame them and cause a fuss,

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

• Artist:South Park (OST)
• Album:South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut