0-Rhesus-Negativ [English translation]

[Verse 1]

It was midnight, I was taking a walk

When I noticed

A dark man with a big hat

following me

And then he started talking to me

Slurping, and gnashing his teeth:

Well, would you be so kind

and tell me what's your bloodtype?

I thought, that has got to be a vampire

Gotta be careful there

I said: Hold up,

I'll look it up in my ID

0-Rhesus-Negative, that's when he started to grimace

And just said: What a crap

Out of all types, that's the one I'm allergic to!

[Verse 2]

To cheer him up, I wanted to take him out

To have a glass of beer

But he said, that's just not his plaisir:

It has to be the red special juice

There's only one drink that I enjoy

And that's blood!

[Verse 3]

We had a nice conversation

About climate, God and the world

And he told me about his vampire life

And that he's enjoying it

He says: I don't have to go to work,

go into the office everyday

On the daytime I'm asleep in my coffin

And at night I'm going to get drunk!

[Verse 4]

Yes, if that's what it's like, I want to be a vampire myself

That's when he says: How about you apply for being one

At the transylvanian authority

But for that, you'll need to get something from your dentist

A license that you're suitable

Because if your teeth are too short

You'll never get inside our club!

• Artist:Udo Lindenberg
• Album:Ich mach mein Ding - Die Show