Actin' Crazy lyrics

[Hook]

Opportunity be knockin', you gotta let a motherfucker in

I kiss my mother on the cheek, tell her that I love her

You ain't gotta worry 'bout a thing, I got it covered

Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?

Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?

Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?

Ma, you know I'm still your little baby

[Verse 1]

All my life I was a fuck-up, now I pull the truck up

Same bitch stuck up, now she wanna suck us

See me hangin' out the window, screamin', "What, what?!"

No more tough luck, a different cloth is what I'm cut from

Baby, oh, my lord

The cops chasin' Bronson in an all-white Ford

Shit, I'm on that all-night tour

Bitch, I'm alright, but I'm off that raw

I'm in a robe dancin' salsa on the top floor

You would swear I'm Puerto Rican, but I'm not, lord

Hot hoes every city that we go, singin'

"Heads high, kill 'em with it now!"

Uh, all I do is eat oysters

And speak six languages in three voices

It's Adriatic Summers on the sample

Don't even try to call, I'm not available for nothin'

Unless it's stupid paper, hop out the Studebaker

With Anita Baker, uh

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[Verse 2]

Uh, I feel so alive, I think I shit myself

I should kiss myself

I'm starin' at the man inside the mirror

The reflection shows a wolf though (AOOOH!)

Goddamn, I'm still cute, ho (Yeah)

All my women play the flute

Saw me place a melon and prosciutt'

Left handed, make the Fender cry

Count money with a reverend's smile, the Devil's eye

Half-Cherokee and Gemini, uh

Motherfuckers'll dump heat, from Jump Street

And turn your chest plate to lunch meat

I'm in a Humvee, lookin' like a young me

Now these motherfuckers all wanna be chubby

I switch the season, now the hair's curled

Tan skin, I need a bad girl

Cause James Brown said, "It's A Man's World"

In a Transam' Twirl, the burner handle made of pearl

That's just "Daddy's Little Girl"

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• Artist:Action Bronson
• Album:Mr. Wonderful