Alaska Thunderfuck - The T

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck

And I have something to say...

I like black tea, I like black D

I never touched Tina, and that's the T

I know on what's the T, I said that I don't drink

So you bitches probably don't even know what to think

When you see me in the club gettin' crunk

Acting stupid, getting drunk

I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one

I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun

I keep it cute and I act my age

And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage

It's a new dawn, it's a new age

Metallica, turn the page

Turn the page, turn the page

Chun Li; Streets of Rage

I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage

Let's pay women an equal wage

No seriously. What the fuck

Now lets talk about my exes

I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas

I'm just kidding he was really in Florida

But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?

We were good together but we're better apart

And I learned a lot from that broken heart

Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you

Cerrone the Cat I fucking miss you boo

Not every breakup turned out so well

I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell

But then there was this one guy... Girl...

And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already...

Uh...

This psycho ex got heavy handed

Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet

Talkin' shit, droppin' names

Screen cappin', playin' games

I've had it, officially!

The bitch tried to really really come for me!

He crossed me like the River Styx

But the sex was good cause I like small dicks...

(Ah ha!)

I'm not mad, I'm not pressed

The money's on the dresser, get dressed

To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet

Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat

Ow! You're pullin' my hair, bitch!

You're spillin' my dress bitch!

You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, bitch!

Real fans? I fucking love you

I'd lay myself down on the train tracks for you

In fact, I made this fucking record for you

Call me Delano, cause I Adore you..

Yeah, you. Specifically

The AAA Girls went bankrupt morally

Willam met some models and serviced them orally

He's probably on his way to replace us quick

Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic

Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques

Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques!

Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing

The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling

I did some challenges, I won a few

Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2...

I can't blame you Adore..

They went in really harsh that first day..

And if it had been me in your position, who knows?

I might've done the same thing.

I'm just lucky, I guess

I feel blessed, but I'm stressed

I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best

A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much

To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust

I'm sorry Coco

I'm sorry Tatianna

I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana

And move on, cause it's all just a game

And it is what it is at the end of the day.

• Artist:Alaska Thunderfuck
• Album:ndcake