Ass Like That [German translation]

[Intro]

Wow, baby

[Chorus]

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

[Verse 1]

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying "freeze" (oh!), d-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, "freeze"? Please, I'm a human being

I have needs! I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song

It go ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Sike, I joke, I joke! I kid, I kid!

If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!

For I am Triumph, the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Chorus]

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh, so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes

D-doing, doing, doing

[Verse 2]

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying "freeze" (oh!), d-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, "freeze"? Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh

'Cause there's a puppet on my hand (hahaha!)

[Chorus]

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say, "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

[Verse 3]

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go

In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo

I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo

Police saying "freeze" (oh!), d-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, "freeze"? My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies

Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee"

Pee, on the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!

Sike, I joke, I joke! I kid, I kid!

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down!

[Chorus]

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?

I ain't never seen an ass like that

'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

[Outro: Eminem, Dr. Dre, & Triumph]

Woo!

Fuck is wrong with you?

Ha!

• Artist:Eminem
• Album:Encore (2004)