Assault & Batteries lyrics

Breaking News Alert:

A deadly shootout at a local toy store

Has left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer dead

We're back, our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed

By the spirit of a dead mass murderer-

I'll be watching over you and every move you make

I may be made of plastic, but I'm wide awake

I'll be right by your side until the day you die

Your friend until the end, I'm your Good Guy

Hey, Andy!

It's time to play, motherfucker!

Through a child's eye, you'll find it's hard to refuse

A friendly freckled face (Oh, honey, isn't he cute?)

But little do they know little do they see

(That play time is over!)

It's a killing spree, bitch

Na-na-na booboo, he's gonna get you

E-V-I-L

D-O-L-L

Na-na-na booboo, violence and voodoo

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes in every size

(Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive!)

One child holds the truth, but he's labeled a liar

(One doll dismembered them all!)

With no assembly required

They won't know what to say

They won't know what to do

'Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!

Na-na-na booboo, he's gonna get you

E-V-I-L

D-O-L-L

Na-na-na booboo, violence and voodoo

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes in every size (Na na na na na na na)

And once he's planted his seed

You'll know your life's been uprooted

'Cause safety's not guaranteed

(Assault and batteries included)

(Na na na na na na na)

Stitched back together it seems

By the evil bride of his dreams

(Heaven help you) if you hear him scream:

Ade Due Damballa

(Attention shoppers: one soul left in stock)

Ade Due Damballa

(A new kid on the chopping block)

Yeah!

Hahaha

Hidey-ho, bitch!

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes in every size (Na na na na na na na)

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes (evil comes)

Evil comes

In every size

Na-na-na booboo, fuck you

• Artist:Ice Nine Kills
• Album:The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood (2021)