Bad Chick [English translation]

[Intro]

I say yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the most beautiful woman in the world

And no, it's okay if you order that too

You'll have that house, if you like it

I don't trust myself not to say it - I'm scared

'Cause my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad

[Verse 1]

Ey no matter the time, I'm always too late

The guy on the sofa who's always asleep

Who's always yawning and always just lost

Ey boys, I'm sorry - was time to mention

Remember I visited that woman last month

We went to eat, had a rendezvous

In any case, she's my girlfriend now

And whenever I'm sleeping over I don't close my eyes

But not for the sex - I'm scared (of her)

'Cause she bullies me and says you're coming (over)

And then she tells me about some group

And that I can't get away because everyone knows

She says let's be a couple

I'd like to run, but she locks me up

And I'm her Ken in this fairy tale

Please, please fall asleep first tonight

Shit, everything's just about you

Angelina, Brad Pitt, boys believe me I'm scared

[Hook]

'Cause my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad

[Verse 2]

She's so bad, ey, she robs my gas tank

Doesn't want me to go - empties my bank

Always sets my alarm three hours late

Ey, you have to believe me this shit's for real

She has my cell phone and won't give it back

No, don't call it - it's blocked

On top of everything she's auctioned off the Mac

I think that's the reason you haven't reached me

And yeah, I missed my flight

But in the meantime I'm sitting pretty in jail

So recently I'm hanging alone in her apartment

And the cops bust in and say "We're looking for something"

I say "That's great, I'm locked in here

I think her name's Janine and I don't know more

And everything you find here, that belongs to her"

But sadly the guy from the agency doesn't believe me

Shit, thirty kilo coke, even though I don't even smoke

Boys believe me, I'm scared

[Hook]

[Phone call]

"Yeah?"

- "Uhh, you still asleep?"

"Me, or what?"

- "Oh man, you can't be serious, dude. It's fucked that you're always late."

"Hey wait a minute, you won't believe me, but last night, insane. You know the girl from the... oh, no, you don't, it doesn't matter, anyway..."

- "Ugh always with the stupid excuses, some girl, you always make up this crap."

"But hey wait a minute she does exist! Why should I make her up?"

- "First the dog ran away, then you missed the bus..."

"Yeah I know, those stories were made up, but THIS one is really true man!"

- "Every normal person can be on time..."

"Yeah but, dude she changed my alarm!"

- "Wow, seriously..."

"I can't help it if she sets my alarm from nine to... ten... or to eleven."

- "Ugh, please just grow up."

• Artist:Cro
• Album:Melodie (2014)