Best Song Ever Parody

--VIDEO--

So listen boys we can't wait for your new music video

It's gonna be the worst video of all time!

We're talking absolute total shit

Sounds pretty bad!

Oh, it's gonna be worst than bad

We wanna introduce you to our marketing guy, Marcel

Hi

Really nice to meet you guys

I'm a huge fan

So listen we need to figure out

How to make this the worst video ever!

I'm talking worse than any of your other videos

It's not gonna be easy

You already aimlessly wondered a beach

Had a tent orgie in a random open field

That was fun

So, circle jerked in a recording studio

I'll never forget it

Even pretended to ski and ride motor vehicles

For no reason at all

So what could we possibly do that is worse than all that rubbish!?

I think I got it

--SONG--

First you take our worst song yet

Then you dress Zayn up as a chick

You two can play gross execs

I think I should look more jewish

This video's starting to suck dick

But how can we make it total shit?

We are trying to make the worst vid ever

That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd

What about Liam though? He needs a character

How about a homo choreographer?

And I can go oh oh oh

And dance like a stereo

Typical gay

Now let's break stuff!

Nothing in this video

Has to do with what we're singing

Because it's a cheap promo (it's an advertisement)

For our horrible new movie

Come on guys we need to make this worse

Ok, but let me kiss Niall first

Now let's all prance down a hallway together

Trash this place for no reason whatsoever

I'll pee on this girl's desk

I'll throw her computer

What the hell is wrong with you crazy crackers?

Now I'm in a shopping cart

Did you know I play guitar?

Nobody cares

Flip the table!

This video is officially shitty now

But the one thing that we are still missing is a dance

NO! NO! NO!

YES! YES! YES!

Please don't dance!

(NO! NO! NO!)

1! 2! 1,2,3!

Now we all are doing the worst dance ever

It's so bad it's giving that man a seizure

Holy crap guys look at that

What are those strange creatures?

We are aliens who made the planet earth

The human race was a big experiment

And we're sad to say this video's proven

It was a big mistake so we now must end it

Congrats on fucking your entire planet

Hold on please no no no

We'll stop the video

It is too late

Oh, shit we're screwed!

• Artist:Bart Baker