Bettina [English translation]

My God I didn’t know

That this is a quiz show

I get a bit horny

and I’m a bit scared (about)

What the blonde strapping woman

Is expecting from me, well

(I’m a bit scared) if I can answer the wonderful questions honestly

Because she is searching desperately

For German car brands

She wants to finish it

Starts to interrogate me

And she's swaying her hips casually

Since we should guess right

And praise her breasts

I can’t walk

That’s why I stumble and I stumble

But I want to jump

But I don’t dare to, don’t dare to

You are much stronger

Please don’t hit me, don’t beat me

Don’t abondon me here

Or else I dangle, I dangle

Bettina (woman’s name), hide your breasts

Bettina, please get dressed

I click the mouse and lose reason

Get yourself out of your clothes, I just need one hand

I am the jury – you’ve danced lustfully

You’re the star, I’ve realized this right from the start

O God, o God, I look at your breasts

Yikes, if my wife knew this

You want some money for it

And I give you my last shirt

When the thoughts come

They won’t go away, won’t go away

They control myself and paralyze me

Paralyze me

I can’t help it, because I torment myself

Torment myself

I have to do it again and feel ashamed of myself

Feel ashamed of myself

I have taste

I know quite a lot about women

nicht einmal in ihre Augen schauen

Es ist so einfach,

ja manchmal glaub ich’s kaum

Mein ganzes Leben

ist wie ein völlig versauter Traum

I feel so unendingly manly

Everytime I see you

Preferably in a bikini or else topless

Now you lie there and you are so real, real, real

You come so close to me and I feel sick, sick, ...

Normally I am quite a guy

You wan’t me fully, I just want to get away, away …

• Artist:Fettes Brot
• Album:Strom und Drang (2008)