Big Fun lyrics

[RAM:]

Dad says "Act our age."

You heard the man, it's time to rage!

[ALL:]

Blast the bass, turn out the light

Ain't nobody home tonight!

[RAM:]

Drink, smoke, it's all cool

Let's get naked in my pool!

[ALL:]

Punch the wall and start a fight!

Ain't nobody home tonight!

[KURT:]

His folks got a waterbed

Come upstairs and rest your head

[RAM:]

Let's rub each other's backs

While watching porn on Cinemax!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS:]

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun!

Big fun!

When mom and dad forget

To lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun!

Big fun!

[VERONICA:]

Ok, ok, ok

So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]

No, it's salt, and then..

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]

You're doing it wrong!

[VERONICA:]

Really? Cause I feel great

[PREPPY STUD:]

Veronica, you are looking good tonight!

[VERONICA:]

Whoa

A hot guy smiled at me

Without a trace of mockery!

[ALL BUT VERONICA:]

Everyone's high as a kite

Ain't nobody home tonight!

[VERONICA:]

Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...

Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

[ALL BUT VERONICA:]

Fill that joint and roll it tight

Ain't nobody home tonight!

[VERONICA:]

Dreams are coming true

When people laugh but not at you!

I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!

I feel like Bono at Live-Aid!

[ALL:]

The house is ours

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

Let's use their showers

That sounds like

Big fun!

Big fun!

Crack open one more case!

[VERONICA:]

I think that's what they call

"third base."

[ALL:]

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

[VERONICA:]

That actually looks like..

[ALL:]

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

[KURT:]

Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

[RAM:]

Gonna make 'em go

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

[ALL:]

Big fun!

BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE:]

Way to show maturity!

[ALL:]

Big fun!

BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE:]

Quit it jackass, get off of me!

[ALL:]

Big fun!

BIG FUN!

[VERONICA:]

Yo! Ram! Emergency!

I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!

[RAM:]

I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...

[VERONICA:]

Hey, are you okay?

[HEATHER DUKE:]

I didn't need your help

[VERONICA:]

Aw, Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now

[ALL:]

The party's hot, hot, hot

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

[KURT:]

You need a jello shot!

[ALL:]

We're having big fun!

Big fun!

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]

Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh

[HEATHER DUKE:]

Here comes the Cootie Squad

We should..

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]

Shut up, Heather

[HEATHER DUKE:]

Sorry, Heather

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]

Look who's with her - oh, my God!

[ALL THREE HEATHERS:]

Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

[VERONICA:]

I can't believe you actually came

[MARTHA:]

It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]

Showing up here took some guts

Time to rip them out

[HEATHER DUKE:]

Well, who's this pig remind you of?

Especially the snout

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]

Hah!

[ALL THREE HEATHERS:]

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

[RAM:]

Where the hell are those freshman?

[MARTHA:]

Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note..

[RAM:]

What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time?

People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

There's no alcohol in here!

Are you trying to poison me?

[KIDS:]

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun! Big fun!

So let the speakers blow

They'll buy another stereo

Our folks got no clue

'bout all the shit their children do

Why are they surprised?

Whenever we're unsupervised

It's big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Whooo!

• Artist:Heathers (Musical)