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What's up people? Satan's back

By now everybody knows that's me

And now I've got a new hot man

Saw his Vines and I thought

Oh my God, look at his face

Who cares if he's underage

Time to ruin your life, babe

"Wait, what?"

"Nothing, ah, ah"

I'm not on Spotify

To hear my album you'll have to pay

It costs $13.99

Sold a million in a few days

My God, I'm so rich

Some people say I'm a greedy bitch

Now I am painting his portrait

"Can I please get up?"

"Move and I'll slit your wrists"

I am the dark lord of evil

One day soon I will rule the Earth

But I got this cute new boyfriend

And I gotta torture his ass first

This is how I always do it

I cast a sweet love spell

And once they're in my web I become

The girlfriend from hell

There's a mean YouTube guy

Who does song parodies about me

I would like to see him die

"Is Bart Baker the one you mean?"

That's right! Bart Baker!

I'll crush him! That hater!

"Then why did you copy him?"

"Say what?"

Have you read the comments on

YouTube about this video?

Fans say you stole his plot

By acting nuts and psycho

"I've always been this way!"

"You are totally insane!"

"What's wrong sweetheart? You look scared"

"Oh my God, you're the Devil!"

"Your worst fucking nightmare!"

My boyfriend found out I'm Satan

It happens every single time

There's no chance of him escaping

So don't you even try!

Now I'm gonna stab his painting

And cut holes in his clothes

Next step is to kill you, baby!

Dating Satan blows!

It's time for you to be tortured

Then you'll be sacrificed

Who are you?

"Pope Francis"

And by the power of Christ

I cast you out unclean spirit

Leave her forevermore

I command you to be gone in

The name of the Lord

Did somebody call me?

I think I heard my name

I was next door recording

A new song for the Hunger Games

"We're performing an exorcism!"

"Your mom sucks cocks in Hell!"

"The power of Christ compels you"

"Demon be expelled!"

--VIDEO--

It's finally over

The world can live in peace once again

Lets get you out of here, young man

• Artist:Bart Baker