Blue [Hungarian translation]

[RAM:]

Heyyyyy, 'Ronica

[VERONICA:]

Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT:]

Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:]

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]

You hurt them badly

[RAM:]

You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]

They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:]

What did they do to you

That you hate them so?

[KURT:]

Don't run from me

They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:]

Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:]

They long for your embrace!

[RAM:]

They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:]

They'll curl up on your face

[RAM:]

And purr like kittens!

[KURT:]

You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]

Just look at them glow...

[RAM:]

They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:]

Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:]

Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA:]

Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:]

You make my balls so blue

So please say hello!

[RAM:]

Hold 'em!

[KURT:]

Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:]

And never let go!

[KURT:]

Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM:]

But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:]

You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM:]

Whatever you require they'll do!

So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:]

They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

And a fancy collar!

[RAM:]

They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM:]

La la la la la!

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Please make these balls not blue

[RAM:]

Just for a while!

[KURT:]

Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM:]

My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Like a hot cheese grater!

[VERONICA:]

Look! Booze. Drink!

[KURT:]

Thank you so much!

[RAM:]

They will protect you

[KURT:]

Defend you

[RAM:]

Respect you

[KURT:]

Befriend you

[RAM:]

Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT:]

Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

[RAM:]

My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

They will obey ya!

[RAM:]

They really need rescue!

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM:]

Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT:]

Teach them to smile!

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You got no clue how much

These two

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Depend on you

Please help them through!

My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM:]

Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]

You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]

Ow! Ow!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]

You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You make my balls so blue!

You shake them

You quake them

[KURT & RAM:]

Good God!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You break..

[KURT & RAM:]

My balls!

You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You make my balls so blue!

You take them

[KURT & RAM:]

Lookit! Lookit!

Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You bake them

Chrissake..

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

You make my balls so blue!

Please make their dreams come true

And make these balls not blue!

• Artist:Heathers (Musical)