Blue [Russian translation]
Blue [Russian translation]
[RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica
[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it
[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that
[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
[KURT:]
You hurt them badly
[RAM:]
You make my balls so blue
[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly
[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!
[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!
[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!
[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face
[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!
[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...
[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!
[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue
[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[VERONICA:]
Open the door!
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!
[RAM:]
Hold 'em!
[KURT:]
Enfold 'em
[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!
[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty
[KURT:]
You've set them on fire
[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[RAM:]
They'll wear a suit and tie
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!
[RAM:]
They'll sing a lullaby:
[KURT & RAM:]
La la la la la!
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these balls not blue
[RAM:]
Just for a while!
[KURT:]
Can't wait till later
[KURT & RAM:]
My pants are rubbin'
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!
[VERONICA:]
Look! Booze. Drink!
[KURT:]
Thank you so much!
[RAM:]
They will protect you
[KURT:]
Defend you
[RAM:]
Respect you
[KURT:]
Befriend you
[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!
[KURT:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
[RAM:]
My balls will work for you
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!
[RAM:]
They really need rescue!
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!
[KURT & RAM:]
Baby, you've gots to come through
[KURT:]
Teach them to smile!
[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two
[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
[KURT & RAM:]
Yeah!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
Ow! Ow!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them
[KURT & RAM:]
Good God!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..
[KURT & RAM:]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them
[KURT & RAM:]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Chrissake..
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
- Artist:Heathers (Musical)