Bonobo [English translation]

A leopard doesn't change its spots

Bonobos, they groom each other

You solve problems here with oral

Chimpanzees are too brutal to me

Bonobos are very complex

You solve problems here with sex

Humans think in simple ways

Here you're sent into the war

I would so love to be a bonobo

So tolerant and full of life

Nowhere else is there more love

I would so love to be a bonobo

Humans often solve the biggest bullshit

with murder and rape.

Here are humans yet again simple

The bonobo doesn't know such a thing

Bonobos are simply smart

Totally relaxed and very hairy

They don't speak, they live it...

True democracy

I would so love to be a bonobo

So tolerant and full of life

Nowhere else is there more love

I would so love to be a bonobo

Whoever created it (Bonobo)

This monkey is perfect

It is the one who can still save us

Because there's a little bit of bonobo in all of us

The bonobo has no boss

And no one here is aped

They simply lay back

And rub their best part

Bonobos are exemplary

They share everything in a brotherly fashion

In twos, in threes, even in fours

When they're stressed they simply copulate

I would so love to be a bonobo

So tolerant and full of life

Nowhere else is there more love

I would so love to be a bonobo

I would so love to be a bonobo

Because they are peaceful in every way

Humanity is a failure

I would so love to be a bonobo

Whoever created it (Bonobo)

This monkey is perfect

It is the one who can still save me

Because there's a little bit of bonobo in all of us

I've often thought about

What humans can do better than animals

But then I came to the conclusion

That humans can't improve anything, they are complicated

I've often thought about

How we could perhaps improve the world

But then I came to the conclusion

Stick your finger in your ass and live like a bonobo

(What monkey business)

I would so love to be a bonobo

So tolerant and full of life

Nowhere else is there more love

I would so love to be a bonobo

I would so love to be a bonobo

Because they are peaceful in every way

Humanity is a failure

I would so love to be a bonobo

• Artist:Oomph!
• Album:Des Wahnsinns fette Beute (2012)