Burger Queen lyrics

Slightly bemused

By his lack of direction

Hey you, hey you

Came to this world

By caeseran section

Hey you, hey you

Chooses his clothes to match

His pallid complexion

Hey you, hey you

Now it takes him all day

Just to get an erection

Hey you

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Goes out to cruise

And to meet his connection

Hey you, hey you

He never scores

He just gets an infection

Hey you, hey you

Dreams of a place

With a better selection

Hey you, hey you

Still it takes him all day

Just to get an erection

Hey you, hey you

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Luxemburger Queen

He's a Burger Queen

Slightly bemused

By the total rejection

Hey you, hey you

Came to this world

By caesarean section

Hey you, hey you

Dreams of a place

With a better selection

Hey you, hey you

Dreams of a face

That is pure perfection

Hey you

Things aren't what they seem

Luxemburger Queen

Luxemburger Queen

Luxemburger Queen

He's a Burger Queen.

• Artist:Placebo
• Album:Without You I'm Nothing (1998)