Candy Store [German translation]

[H. CHANDLER:]

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice

Here's some advice

Listen up, biatch!

[HEATHERS:]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]

Lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]

Drinkin' hard

Maxin' Dad's credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]

Skippin' gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]

Killer clothes

[HEATHERS:]

Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER:]

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

Woah!

[H. CHANDLER:]

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the quarterback

[HEATHERS:]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

It's time for you to prove

You're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:]

Guys fall

[H. DUKE:]

At your feet

Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA:]

Help you cheat

[HEATHERS:]

All you

[H. DUKE:]

Have to do

[H. CHANDLER:]

Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS:]

That freak's

[H. MCNAMARA:]

Not your friend

I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS:]

If she

[H. DUKE:]

Had your shot

[HEATHERS:]

She would leave you to rot

[H. MCNAMARA:]

'Course if you don't care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS:]

Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA:]

Or forget the creep

[H. DUKE:]

And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER:]

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[HEATHERS:]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You're not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER:]

You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER:]

You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER:]

You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS:]

Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER:]

Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS:]

And end up like her!

[MARTHA:]

Veronica, look!

Ram invited me to his homecoming party

This proves he's been thinking about me

[VERONICA:]

Color me stoked!

[MARTHA:]

I'm so happy!

[HEATHERS:]

Woah!

[H. DUKE:]

Honey, whatchu waiting fo...

[H. CHANDLER:]

Shut up Heather!

[H. CHANDLER:]

Step into my candy store!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

Time for you to prove

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]

You're not a lame ass anymore!

[HEATHERS:]

Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS:]

It's my candy store

It's my candy!

It's my candy store

It's my candy!

It's my candy store

It's my candy store!

• Artist:Heathers (Musical)