Catch-22 lyrics

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines

We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to

insure your ride is as pleasant as possible

Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position

during the take-off and landing

All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or

under the seat in front of you

Waiting on a ticket

'Cause you're looking for the ride

You're feeling on top

'Cause you're flying through the sky

You wanna have your cake

And you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

You're damned if you do

You're damned if you don't

We're always doing all the things

That we say we won't

[CHORUS:]

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch-22

yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch-22

[SPOKEN:]

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are

unable

Or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight

attendant immediately

All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable

CD players, laptops, etc.

Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we

areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

Looking from the outside

You're always looking in

You think you fixed the problem

'Til it comes right back again

And life seems like a trap

You're trying to get out

You're searching for you cheese

'Cause you feel like mighty mouse

You're damned if you don't

You're damned if you do

You've seen all the signs

But you haven't got a clue

[CHORUS]

You are in, you are in

You are in, you are in

You are in for the ride

Of your life

[CHORUS]

[SPOKEN:]

We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at Pink

Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us

We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be

And remember, be careful when retrieving your items as during the

flight they may have shifted and might fall on you

Or your neighbor's head and knock you the fuck out

[CHORUS]

• Artist:Pink
• Album:Missundaztood (2001)