Chanson Sans Calcium [English translation]
Chanson Sans Calcium [English translation]
It is a song without calcium
sung by a poor man
who looks unwell
it is a song without calcium
a song made of rubber
which lacks vitamin
it is a song which brings viruses
a song lacking tone
it is terrible
'tis a song not in the wind
which needs strengthening
because it is so lousy
Hoo hoo hoo ... x6
the lyrics are skeletal
the music is rachitic
no way it's gonna swing
it is a song without any gimmicks
completely lymphatic
it's practically a prescription
it is not a popular song
it is a kind of limp rock
not for the "hit parade"
it is an anemic song
for a nursing home
a sad salad
it is a hopeless song
which tells the story
of a miserable nurse
in love, to a point which would lead to die,
with a depressed doctor
who had curious habits
it is an exit-less song
which will not go in the street
because it is disastrous
it is an imbecile song
written by a bacillus
for an intravenous
the only advantage it has
this raplapla* song
it's on the album's cover
you're not taking any risks
cut out on the disk
the small vignette**
cut it out with care
post it right away
say that you are sick
and you'll be, trust me
all reimbursed by
the social security
- Artist:Les Frères Jacques