Christmas Time in Hell lyrics

Well, I'll tell you what

Maybe we'll have ourselves

A little Christmas, right here

C'mon everybody, gather 'round

String up the lights and light up the tree

We're gonna make some revelry

Spirits are high, so I can tell

It's Christmas time in Hell

Demons are nicer as you pass them by

There's lots of demon toys to buy

The snow is falling and all is well

It's Christmas time in Hell

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer

With a festive Christmas ham

After he has sex with it

He'll eat up all he can

And there goes John F. Kennedy

Carolling with his son

Reunited for the holidays

God bless us, everyone

Everybody has a happy glow

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow

Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell

It's Christmas time in Hell

Adolf, here's a present for you

"Oh, Ein Tannenbaum"

Yes, Ein Tannenbaum

God cast me down from heaven's door

To rule in Hell forever more

But now I'm kinda glad that I fell

'Cause it's Christmas time in Hell

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan

Michael Landon's hair looks swell

It's Christmas time in Hell

There's Princess Diana

Holding burning mistletoe

Over poor Gene Siskel's head

Just watch his weenie grow

For one day we all stop burning

And the flames are not so thick

All the screaming and the torture stops

As we wait for old St Nick

So, string up the lights and light up the tree

We're damned for all eternity

But for just one day, all is well

It's Christmas time in Hell

Get a toast together and make it quick

We've gotta make room for Andy Dick

Wake his mother and ring the bell

It's Christmas time

(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)

Christmas time

(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)

It's Christmas time in Hell

Merry Christmas, movie house

• Artist:South Park (OST)
• Album:Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics