Chuck Testa lyrics

You probably thought this deer was alive,

And this coyote was alive,

and this pheasant was alive.

They're dead.

They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.

I specialize in the most life-like dead animals anywhere.

Period.

Look at that antelope driving a car!

Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.

Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!

Nope! Chuck Testa.

There's a leopard feeding on an impala

Out on my deck.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Did that rhino just order a drink?

Nope, Chuck Testa!

Chuck Testa,

Chuck Testa,

Nope, it's just Chuck Testa,

Chuck Testa

Nope

OH there's a bear in my bed!

Chuck Testa,

Nope, Nope,

Nope, Nope,

Chuck Testa -

AAAA, AAAA, AAAA,

AAAAAAAAAA!

• Artist:The Gregory Brothers