Cigarette Smoker Fiona lyrics

Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses

With wet white trousers on

And worlds collide as the evening continues

The dignity fucks off

Her brother's gone off to the strippers

To make up for all the lost time

She could have been one of the bitches

But she's actually alright

(Cigarette smoker)

I'm sorry, but we're all unsure

How much you've had but

(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more

A country home, even if we really tried

What if it's just surprises now?

And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap

When are your parents back? d'you know?

Well I never came from no ghetto

But it wasn't nowhere near here

Well-spoken girls in stilletoes

Aren't something to fear

(Cigarette smoker)

I'm sorry, but we're all unsure

How much you've had but

(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more

[Instrumental]

(Cigarette smoker)

I'm sorry, but we're all unsure

How much you've had but

(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more

(Cigarette smoker)

Cigarette smoke doesn't hide

As well as you think

And you'd think that it oughta

Act as the perfect disguise

• Artist:Arctic Monkeys
• Album:Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys? EP (2006)