Cookie Thumper lyrics

There once was a little girl

Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy

But when that bad boy got out of prison

That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?

Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?

[Translated:]

That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy

Anies chills in jail

'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?

26? 27? or are you a 28?

Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air

Start giving it up 4 little evil me

My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend

I'm wicked like mad d.o.g

Fresh like a little dark g.o.d

Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow

Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned

Mudafuckn mindz get blown

Every time I rap in2 da microphone

My zef accent iz very foreign

When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon?

U can't get me like eric cartman

Naughty little kitty go meow

Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now

Jas little devil make your dick go wow

Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta

Haai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja

'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?

Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?

[Translated:]

That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster

Damn! anies is chilling in jail

'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?

26? 27? or are you a 28?

Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja

Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra

Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganja

Ja pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta

[Translated:]

That boy anies, he's dreaming in jail

Dreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boy

Finger in your ass, nice! whip out the weed you smuggled in

Ja roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta

I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight!

Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype

Put me in front of sum1 I don't like

I go punch! kick! bite! fight!

I'm kray-kray like o.d.b.

Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.

I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat

2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee

Look out here cum little evil me

I got a itchy little need 4 speed

Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song

I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on

All deze pop songz sound like da same song

I burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on!

Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majesty

No rapper out dere az bad az me!

Sny jou koekie!

Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!

[Translated:]

Cut your little cake

Cut-cut your little fishy cake

Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!

Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?

Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?

[Translated:]

That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy

Anies chills in jail

'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?

26? 27? or are you a 28?

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta

Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja

Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?

Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra!

[Translated:]

That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster

That boy anies, he's fresh out of jail

Show him punani, where's your cookie thumper?

Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum!

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra

Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa

He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over

Maar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude!

[Translated:]

That boy anies he's a fuckin raw boy

I chill with anies nice on the sofa

He's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all over

But jeez! that anies, he really loves my bum-bum!

• Artist:Die Antwoord