Counterstrike Song [Akustik] [English translation]

You fucking Noob! You really so lame

No skills, no ranking but fucking with the Pro-gamers

I haven't played long and rage in my stomach,

yet I don't have a lot of money, but, "I don't give a shit!" the glock does it too.

You faggot! Your clan named Penis because it's so funny.

My clan is Alligatoah and you are fucked!

How upset are you, with a cheap mic and your child voice.

After 20 seconds my knife is in your insides.

It's always like this with you cheat-children.

If you're in my team, then I'm a team killer.

You Camper! I know that you waited here, you pig.

You don't have AWE? I don't care, I bought grenades,

then a frag from you is rare, like lady-farts.

A flash from me and you're blind, like a mole.

I whip out my weapon fast like a reindeer,

kill you and finally have enough money for an M4.

Fuck! Lag and you shot me with the Kalli. You are fucking lucky and my team is all Noobs. On top of that, my mouse is scraps but that's nothing.

Yet I'm at the top of the Leader board.

When I'm in the mist like dust seen in your shadow, it is clear, that i'm fucking you with my weapon.

Now you're rustled, look how easily I go.

When I'm upon you, I have 3 bullets and 1 hp.

R-O-F-L! I shoot you anyway, schmuck!

Two bullets in the body and a head shot.

I am the frag God, Germany's next top

counter strike player.

You're as bad as a CS-bot.

You're such a noob - You even cheat, you shit.

So you can't escape, I’ll shoot the hostages!

OMG you're so stupid, Alta.

I still know where you are when you spray your bullets.

I cruise through the map with my hardcore music on.

The only time you're allowed to play is when your dad is there.

And it makes me pissed when you're mad with the SG

And you squat in the warehouse.

But you assfucked dork move and I hear you,

suck my MP5 and give your first blood!

I love this fucking game, the wedding is soon.

I come fresh from the server and I'm godlike.

The LAN is almost up. Only the two of us are left and I feel like I'm on drugs. The rest lay sleeping on the floor.

And I could but I'm too lazy for it.

My hands tremble and my eyes are almost closed.

But many have a singular priority,

it is a slimmer space between game and reality.

And I'll kill you in real life as proof that I love children:

Counter strike players are mentally retarded!

• Artist:Alligatoah
• Album:Triebwerke