Dan Bull - Minecraft Enderman Rap

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm

The sickest musician, the slickest magician

Who'll slip and then zip into different positions

While lifting a brick with no slip of permission

I'm not the most vicious of villain

I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling

I'm not into killing but if you were

Given the gift of intuition

Then keep me within your peripheral vision

'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition

I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide

I'm terrible shy and I don't know why

So please do me the following courtesy

And never look me in the purple eyes

I'm averse to being observed at night

So if you see me you deserve to die

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no... no!

I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door

What, chap, are you asking for more?

Boy, you're jibbering jabbering like an old

Man reminiscing of back in the war

I'm naturally, massively tall

I should be practising basket-ty ball

But I can't find a ball without corners at all

So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall

If we pass in the hall, you're gon'afto ignore me

Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor

Grab a map and explore the various biomes

But be aware this is my home

I roam through the night alone

Hoping to find someone I can bone

But I'm out of sight and mind and time

Like a rotary dial phone

I don't want to die alone

My type of solo's a xylophone

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no...

Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide

I'm chasing after you until you die

Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed

I'm hunting you tonight until you die

It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse

So easily amused to watch you die

Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive

I have you in my sights... no, no, no, no

Now you see me, now you don't

Shoving a dirt block down your throat

You better not be getting out your boat

I suggest that you don't leave the house alone

Oh, no, I'm on a mission

To win this staring competition

I'll let you live on just one condition

If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven

No, no, no, no

• Artist:Dan Bull