Das alles wär nie passiert [English translation]

At night in the bathhouse

And afterwards with the cops to the precinct

The kiss in the wardrobe of the parents

A heart and two names in the veneer

The eternal blood brotherhood

And on the next day not recognized anymore

Three hours with the taxi around the block

Because I liked the driver so much

Three girls in Bavaria jerseys

In the south bank of the HSV

The truthful letter to the boss

And dancing closely with his wife

The stupid flirt-bet

At the vacation and the wedding afterwards

Latin as an advanced course

The hairdo and my record deal

All of this would never have happened

All of this would never have happened

All of this would never have happened

Without Prosecco

Sonday morning, 5.10 p.m.

The telephone wakes me

I have no clothes but boots

My senses are not synchron anymore

All I know about yesterday

Is like I got into a frenzy

I screamed: "Time for a revolution!

Turn the music louder - that is my song!"

The friend on the answering machine screams:

"Hey, what did you take?"

He says my bra was on ebay

How did I come home?

For heaven's sake, why I am pierced

And what's this snake tattoo about?

Whose things lie on my bed

And who the hell are you?

• Artist:Annett Louisan
• Album:Das optimale Leben