Der Kaiser von China [English translation]

[Hook]

BND, CIA, MI-5, Al Qaida

I'll pay you two million Euros, you stone Justin Bieber

Why aren't there any mushrooms on my fucking gyros

Ever since I started therapy, I've been the Emperor of China

One line and two tequilas, then I'll free Palestine

You wanna enter my kingdom, fly from Milan to Manila

Climb over seven mountains, run by Fukushima

Then you'll find me, bitch, I'm the Emperor of China

[1st Verse]

We were born to live with the wonders of this time

I'm driving on smack through the rain and my lower jaw's dragging

My therapists have tried everything

You can take me out of Voc Tech, but you can't take the Voc Tech out of me

New ho's coming every day, they camp out in my garden

And again they carry me barefoot, in palanquins, into the temple

When I part with my bathrobe out on the veranda

Combing all the while my nose hairs, these are magical moments

Four grams speed, three days drunk

I believe it's about time for anorexia again

Fuck, it looks like I've hit bottom again

Now give me that guinea pig, bitch!

Turn on the microwave

[Hook]

BND, CIA, MI-5, Al Qaida

I'll pay you two million Euros, you stone Justin Bieber

Why aren't there any mushrooms on my fucking gyros

Ever since I saw that therapist, I've been the Emperor of China

One line and two tequilas

Then I'll free Palestine

You wanna enter my kingdom

Fly from Milan to Manila

Climb over seven mountains, run by Fukushima

Then you'll find me, bitch, I'm the Emperor of China

[2nd Verse]

Extended family, mafia clan, Russians or Rockers

(Timmeh! Tim! Timmeh!)

I pay protection money to the Flodders1

Hash, weed or speed

Peace of mind: check!

Bitch, I've spent half my life lying in bed depressed (ha ha)

This is Bielefeld we're talking about, not the streets of South Central

I do drive-bys anyway from my hooptie with an AK

'Cause sitting in my basement I've got some stuff NATO lost track of

I've got the status of a legend (Timmeh!)

Magical moments

I didn't shit in your face (nuh-uh!)

I just wanted to explain Art to you

Smuggling opium out of Afghanistan in the Bundeswehr's dead bodies

Fuck the 27 Club, I'm making it at least to 100

For me, a healthy diet means two ho's and three Jägermeisters

Hook]

BND, CIA, MI-5, Al Qaida

I'll pay you two million Euros, you stone Justin Bieber

Why aren't there any mushrooms on my fucking gyros

Ever since I saw that therapist, I've been the Emperor of China

One line and two tequilas

Then I'll free Palestine

You wanna enter my kingdom

Fly from Milan to Manila

Climb over seven mountains, run by Fukushima

Then you'll find me, bitch, I'm the Emperor of China

1. www.flodder.tv/flodder-englishs

• Artist:Timi Hendrix
• Album:Zwei Zimmer, Küche, Bong