Der Rivale [English translation]

All hell break loose, the rage doth

Send me sweating all over my body

I stink from both the front and back

Like thunder and lightning

The rage inside of me starts

To smolder like fire

The embers break through my pants

The embers break through my pants

To my own horror

Out with resounding bang

Just you wait, you rub-down Scapin (1)

I'm gonna give you an enema

And with turpentine

Smear your large ass

You wiggling junk of carrion

I'm gonna flagellate you

And crush you like a bug

And crush you like a bug

I'm gonna prick a hole

Into your four-bucket-barrell

Should you nut-biter dare to

Steal my darling from me

Wait, fatty, for this I shall

Louse you with my truncheon (2)

I'd dash you black and blue (3)

You Accursed blood (4)

If I but had my rifle

If I but had my rifle

Then, oh you...

I'd simply impale you

Just like a wild boar

Should you nut-biter dare to

Steal my darling from me

Wait, fatty, for this I shall

Louse you with my truncheon

I'd dash you black and blue

You accursed blood

If I but had my rifle

If I but had my ri-ri-ri-rifle

I'd simply impale you

Just like a wild boar

• Artist:Ougenweide