Dick in a box lyrics

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Dick in a box lyrics

Hey girl,

I got somethin' real important to give you

so just sit down and listen.

Girl you know we've been together

such a long long time (such a long time)

and now I'm ready to lay it on the line.

Well you know it's Christmas

and my heart is open wide,

(Open wide)

Gonna give you something

so you know what's on my mind.

(What's on my mind)

A gift real special, so take off the top.

Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box.

(It's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring,

that sort of gift don't mean anything.

Not gonna get you a fancy car.

Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star.

Not gonna get you a house in the hills,

a girl like you needs somethin' real.

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.

(Somethin' special, girl)

It's my dick in a box,

my dick in a box, babe.

It's my dick in a box,

my dick in a box, girl.

See, I'm wise enough to know

when a gift needs givin' (yeah)

and I got just the one,

something to show ya

that you are second to none.

To all the fellas out there

with ladies to impress,

it's easy to do just follow these steps.

1: Cut a hole in a box.

2: Put your junk in that box.

3: Make her open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

It's my dick in a box,

my dick in a box babe

It's my dick in a box,

my dick in a box girl.

Christmas: dick in a box.

Hanukkah: dick in a box.

Kwanzaa: a dick in a box.

Every single holiday: a dick in a box.

Over at your parent's house: a dick in a box.

Meat day at the grocery store: a dick in a box.

Backstage at the CMA's: a dick in a box.

Yeah, a dick in a box.

Dick in a box.

Dick in a box.

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  • country:United States
  • Languages:English
  • Genre:Alternative, Comedy, Hip-Hop/Rap, Singer-songwriter
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