Doctor of Gallifrey lyrics

Doctor went back in time, confident and clever

Doctor went where he planned, well hardly ever

Doctor goes off again with his new gal today

Strictly platonic, it's Doctor of Gallifrey

Face all the dangers, Doctor of Gallifrey

Don't blink at Angels, Doctor of Gallifrey

Dress like a Cricket man, and don some celery

Who's your designer, oh Doctor of Gallifrey?

Doctor wears jackets, colored like toucans

Doctor wears bow ties, he says they're cool, man

Flies a police box, Time Lords get in the way

Play your recorder, oh Doctor of Gallifrey

You see the Master, Doctor of Gallifrey

Run a bit faster, Doctor of Gallifrey

The honeymoon suite made Amy and Rory’s day

Check out his UNIT, oh Doctor of Gallifrey

Doctor has fought with Daleks and Autons

Doctor has saved all the worlds that he's fought on

Except for the one that he screwed up royally

Tell me now, Doctor, what happened to Gallifrey?

Travels through time and space, Doctor of Gallifrey

Sometimes regenerates, Doctor of Gallifrey

Doesn't that scarf get hot, or does it get in the way?

Have a Jelly Baby, oh Doctor of Gallifrey

Take on the Cybermen, and be not afraid

And as with Microsoft, avoid the upgrade

They will delete, or possibly something worse

Just like the Borg from that other universe

The Silence attack again, Doctor of Gallifrey

Daleks are back again, Doctor of Gallifrey

If there's no handicapped ramp they will exterminate

Wipe them from time itself, it's Doctor of Gallifrey

Rose is the bad wolf, Susan will keep her wits

K-9's a robot, Peri has big … eyes

River's reversed, Captain Jack goes every way

Here's to companions of Doctor of Gallifrey

Martha's a doctor too, Doctor of Gallifrey

Zoe's as smart as you, Doctor of Gallifrey

Jaime, where's your trousers, I think that they are in the way

Please take me with you, oh Doctor of Gallifrey

• Artist:Marc Gunn
• Album:Sci Fi Drinking Songs (2014)