Dog Festival Directions [Spanish translation]

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Dog Festival Directions [Spanish translation]

If you want to eat some dog, I have good news

There's an annual dog festival

Where you can eat all the dog you want

And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China

And the festival spans about ten days

With 15,000 dogs consumed

And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June

I just wanna let you know, I'm just trying to be a bro

So, you first take a flight to Guangzhou China

Once you get off at that airport

You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus

And it costs 20 US dollars

And it's a four and a half hour ride

And you get off at Maoming West

Just remember, Maoming West

Now, you might have to stay there a full night

Depending on the time you arrive

Because the next bus that goes to Yulin

Only runs like once a day

And you have to buy another ticket

It's about another 22 bucks

But from there, it goes straight to Yulin

Soon enough, you'll be eating some dog

Now, there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin

I'm checking online, now

I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel

Offering a sauna and fitness center

Wow, it's not too bad at all

Never mind, it's 50 bucks a night

But with free complementary breakfast

And a free cancelation fee

So, it's not a bad as I thought

When you're ready the concierge will know

Exactly which festival you're talking about

And he or she will give you directions

So, take a cab

But don't get ripped off

If you're white, they'll charge you double

I shit you not

I shit you not

But anyways, enjoy your flight

Goodbye

Enjoy the dog festival

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