Dokumentti [English translation]

I went along to drink a tankard, he came to sit in our table

he kept quiet and drank a long drink, and smoked his cigarette

finally he said, ehrm, well Leskinen, well, aren't you the Juice (Leskinen)

I mean I.. could you do a song like this, or well yeah..

Look, I'm the biggest dickhead, that can be found on earth

my father used to explain it to me a while back

I flopped school and army training, I was always made fun of

then I flopped into this woman that I have, we got married

and I really fucking loved, that one gal only

and when you believe in a human finally, she cheats on by

if I waddle home in the small hours, she rudely monotones to me

and if I go home directly from work, I get to wait in a line

well, that's how a man's life is, he'll hit his head on the floor

look, could you buy me a long drink, well, cheers.

Big man and small tears, he left and he said bye

well, I guess you'll make a song of this right? I said I can't

• Artist:Juice Leskinen