Doof wie Scheiße [English translation]

You were in hig hschool and you got your degree

Soon you want to go to university, full throttle on your career path

The waiting time to university you're using for the army

Service for your fatherland, it has to be done

That's why this isn't difficult for you

That they're taking away a year out of your life

That's no problem for you

Now you've got a moustache, of course it's just for fun

You and your comrades, you're cool, you're daring things

Anyway it's camaraderie that's really great amongst you

And disciplin and playing Skat, that's what you really should be learning here

You actually really believe that it makes any sense at all

To be on guarding duty during a snow storm

You are as dumb as shit

You are as stupid as bread

Can you really not understand it

Shut your mouth and leave, otherwise you're dead

You are as dumb as shit

You are as stupid as bread

Can you really not understand it

Shut your mouth and leave, otherwise you're dead

Stupidity knows no frontiers, your decision has been made

You're obliged now because they're letting you study

12 years of your life, you're an army pig now

And like that you've put on the idiot-crown

No high school can help you now

And most certainly no degree either

You are as dumb as shit

You are as stupid as bread

Can you really not understand it

Shut your mouth and leave, otherwise you're dead

You are as dumb as shit

You are as stupid as bread

Can you really not understand it

Shut your mouth

Shut your mouth

Shut your mouth, otherwise you're dead

Stone-dead

• Artist:WIZO