Dur dur d'être Billy [English translation]

When I was seven months old I went out shouting at my mother "I'm frigging bored at home and I got some business to make" . When I was five months old , I wanted to screw my baby-sitter , and get her down the pavement so it would pay my cellphone . When I was ten years old , I was still pissing in bed , certainly because of all the drugs my father used to take . When I was sixteen I wanted to become Al Bundy and pimp girls like Crocodile Dundee . But Mommy said me "Billy , stop your bull . Get yourself a girl or join the chaplaincy . Become a well-bred man , do something good . Make kids and then buy a dog ." I was like "OK Mama , I'm going to marry the first druggie I find Mama . A beauty who got screwed by everybody Mama . And now I'm getting divorced . I have to pay Mama . OK Mama . "

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Some days I feel like running away . But he's always here to catch me . Some days I feel like giving it all up , but he's always here to remind me that I'm Billy . My manager said me "Billy , come on ! Make songs like Dido's . Stop talking about clitoris and dildos ." But all that occurs me is J-Lo and Dido taking dildos . I don't give a damn about Billboard as long as my style scores . When I shoot like Wiltord . My revolution : no stupid songs . My solution : a Billisation . I have no career plan , I dream of one thing only : teaching aerobics to women in menopause . But my village's priest gave me a course . I've never been as rich since then . I deal Viagra to all the little grandpas of my village and when they need or lack cash , it's in the confessional with old grans that it goes down .

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Some days I feel like running away . But he's always here to catch me . Some days I feel like giving it all up , but he's always here to remind me that I'm Billy . Wherever I go , whatever I say and whatever I can do . I must admit I will always be Billy Billy Bear . All my impulses and my urges to mess it up . I don't controle them because I'm Billy Billy Bear .

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