Ein Affe und ein Pferd [English translation]

I was in school but I learned nothing

But today, I have a monkey and a horse

I make mousse out of your face

Boom, die

When I put a polish firecracker in your hood

Half the school was paralised from me hitting their necks

My homework had to be done by German spastics

Gee futuristic, I get diarrhea from the bass

I ram the knife blade into the journalists' faces

Cops have tapped my phone (is he talking about coke now?)

I have 50 words for snow, like "Eskimos"

Kick your wife in the stomach, eat the miscarriage

For my actions, I'll be reborn as an earthworm

Be my guest, take a glass of my urine and relax

Two whores in each arm with trisomy 21

I was in school but I learned nothing

But today, I have a monkey and a horse

A horse and a monkey

A horse and a monkey

Ratatatatat who wants to do anything?

I was in school but I learned nothing

But today, I have a monkey and a horse

A horse and a monkey

A horse and a monkey

Ratatatatat who wants to do anything?

I ride through my town with my monkey on a rope

Got a chest full of gold and make it rain on you pigs

If a is woman not naked I make money rain on her

But If she gets naked then I make stones rain on her

I skip school because the street was my mummy

Bitch I pay vacations to Taka-Tuka land and Zanzibar

When we are back, foursome with Tommi and Annika

Because of the speed our piss looks a lot like Sangria

Eva Hermann sees me and thinks "What a german!"

And I give it to her from the back like a relay runner

I fuck her green and blue, like my multi-coloured house

Not everything you put in at the top comes out at the bottom.

I was in school but I learned nothing

But today, I have a monkey and a horse

A horse and a monkey

A horse and a monkey

Ratatatatat who wants to do anything?

I was in school but I learned nothing

But today, I have a monkey and a horse

A horse and a monkey

A horse and a monkey

Ratatatatat who wants to do anything?

I shave my monkey and let it get money

Kick your head in until you think four and three makes eight

The miscarriage from the youth department will catch a bullet

My parents have been on a 9 year vacation

Man, I can see my brain through my nose

I talk to myself to confuse the BND

We are Taka-Tuka Ultras, shit on disneyland

I wear Nike Shox sewn by hand by kids

In school I had an A+ in torturing animals

After my uppercut you can see your ass without a mirror

I hope you all fuck off to the states soon

On my birthday I wish for you all to stop breathing

I was in School but I learned nothing,

but today i have a monkey and a horse

a monkey and a horse

a monkey and a horse

Ratatatatatat who want's to do anything

I was in school but I learned nothing

But today, I have a monkey and a horse

A horse and a monkey

A horse and a monkey

Ratatatatat who wants to do anything?

• Artist:K.I.Z.