Es ist so schade [English translation]

CHORUS:

It's such a shame, that you are how you are

That unfortunately you aren't a bit different

That unfortunately you are completely yourself

If only you were older or further

A bit bigger, and wider too

More chivalrous and more charming

Or simply more interesting!

CHORUS

If only you were warmer, or deeper

Livelier and more lascivious

A bit funnier, a bit brighter

A bit more sexual

Then it could be good

That we would become something again

But if you remain yourself

Then nothing will happen

As long as you are as you are

Nothing will happen between us

CHORUS

• Artist:Die Lassie Singers
• Album:Stadt, Land, Verbrechen (1995)