Eterna şi fascinanta Românie [English translation]

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Eterna şi fascinanta Românie [English translation]

I wake up in the morning, I drink a cup of coffee

My wife made it for me how I like it, she's so sweet

Walking quickly towards the bathroom, the fragrance surrounds me

I wash my face with the dew of roses

The birds are flying, the flowers have blossomed

Spring is starting, October is here

I go to my large yard and observe the surroundings

The sky is clear of a pure blue*

*The most beautiful moment is when I go to work

At lunch break, to drink 50 ham [?]

I've been waiting for so many years to see a hole in the ground

But the dream of my life has turned into ashes

Băsescu's statue is still watching over us

The peasants now have billions of tractors

Lobsters, caviar, can be found everywhere

Every Romanian has 3000 lei on their credit card

Chorus:

Let's play the Hora Mare, jump, jump, with us

We no longer want to go overseas, jump, jump, you too

Because here it's nice and sunny, jump, jump, with us

The honey is flowing from the springs, jump, jump, you too

"The most searched for animal in Romania is the rat. It can be found in the brown variant with volapic on the top and pink coclender. We do not recommend the variant with seplapoloidal, because it acquires a crocobazdugated bibistrocel!"

The Americans, the Germans, and dozens of other peoples

Are knocking at our doors, waiting at the border.

When the thief enters my house, I welcome him to a meal

I personally put valuable items in his bag!

The police stops me only to inflate my car wheel.

They fuel up my tank, I'm ready for the road again

You can step into the store and take everything,

The security guards pay you to come back

The deer waits to be hunted

It offers you its right-back pulp

You can take a vacation on the Moon or on the Sun

The aliens have nice service

The plows are made out of old tanks

The Americans, the Russians, are now only joking

It's hard for me to think of my ancestors

How did they live with only a million lei?

Chorus [x2]

"Yesterday, Dacia has bought out Daimler-Chrysler and General Motors. Following this transaction, Romania has paid the United States' debt towards Somalia and Iraq!"

Chorus [x2]

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