Four Jews in a Room Bitching lyrics

[FOUR MEN]

Four Jews in a room bitching

Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching. He's bitching

They're bitching. We're bitching

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

All the time

[MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)]

Whadda they do for love?

[MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)]

Whadda they do for love?

[FOUR MEN]

Four Jews in a room

[MENDEL]

Bitching

[JASON]

Bitching

[MARVIN]

Bitching

[WHIZZER]

Bitching

[FOUR MEN]

Four Jews in a room stoop

[MENDEL]

They stoop?

[FOUR MEN]

To pray

[JASON]

I'm Jewish

[MARVIN]

I'm Jewish

[MENDEL]

I'm Jewish

[WHIZZER]

Half Jewish

[FOUR MEN]

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Night and day

[TRINA]

Slavery, slavery

[FOUR MEN]

We crossed the desert

Running for our lives

Fleeing from the Pharaoh

Who was up to no good

Now we’re at the Red Sea

Pharaoh is behind us

Wanting us extincted

[JASON]

What we need’s a miracle!

[FOUR MEN]

And then the Red Sea

Split before us

No more tsouris

[MENDEL]

We got our miracle

[JASON]

We got our miracle

[MARVIN]

We got our miracle

[FOUR MEN]

Four Jews itching for answers

Four Jews bitching their whole life long

[WHIZZER]

I'm Whizzer

[JASON]

I'm Jason

[MENDEL]

I'm Mendel

[MARVIN]

I'm Marvin

[FOUR MEN]

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Right or wrong

[JASON]

In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone

And say their sons are all on fire

[MARVIN AND WHIZZER]

We are manipulating people and we need to know

Our worst sides aren't ignored

[MENDEL]

The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

[WHIZZER AND JASON]

We do not tippy toe

[WHIZZER]

We charge ahead to show

[MENDEL]

We're good in bed

[WHIZZER]

Excel in bed

[MARVIN]

We smell in bed

[JASON]

Where is the bed?

[MENDEL]

I love the bed

[JASON]

Who has the bed?

[WHIZZER]

I want the bed!

[JASON]

Who stole the bed?

[MARVIN]

Who stole the bed?

[WHIZZER]

I lost it twice

[MENDEL]

The bed is mine

[JASON]

The bed is nice

[FOUR MEN]

The bed is

Four Jews in a room bitching

Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

[MARVIN]

I'm nauseous

[WHIZZER]

I'm nauseous

[JASON]

I'm simple

[MENDEL]

I'm Jewish

[TRINA]

Slavery, slavery

[FOUR MEN]

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

[MARVIN, JASON WHIZZER MENDEL]

I'm Jewish I'm neurotic Bitch bitch

He's Jewish He's neurotic Bitch bitch

They're Jewish They're neurotic Funny funny

We're Jewish We're neurotic Funny funny

Bitch bitch Four Jews I'm Jewish

Bitch bitch In a room bitching He's Jewish

Funny funny Bitch bitch They're Jewish

Funny funny Bitch bitch We're Jewish

[FOUR MEN]

Four Jews in a room bitching

[MARVIN]

In a room bitching

[FOUR MEN]

Bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Now and then

Can't lose

Loose screws

Four

One, two, three, four

[TRINA]

Five

[FOUR MEN]

Five Jews

• Artist:Falsettos (Musical)
• Album:Falsettos