Funny Honey

For her first number

Miss Roxie Hart sings a song of love and devotion

Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos

Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong

But he doesn't care, he'll string along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Sometimes I'm down, sometimes I'm up

But he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

He ain't no chic, that's no great physique

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

But look at that soul, I tell you that whole

Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me

I know you'd agree

What if the world slandered my name?

Why, he'd be right there taking the blame

He loves me so and it all suits me fine

That funny, sunny, honey, hubby of mine!

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that sap

Look at him go rattin', rattin' on me

With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be

If they string me up I'll know who rought the twine

That scummy, crummy, dummy, hubby of mine

• Artist:Chicago (Musical)
• Album:Chicago: Music from the Miramax Motion Picture (2002)