Goku vs Superman lyrics

[Superman]

Who can stop this constipated jock

With the awful animation and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG! ("Superman!") 1

I'm killin' it, you're Krillin it!

I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals

My level is incredible, I'm out of your league

You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi

Greasy, slick emcee from DC!

With one breath, I'll freeze your whole measly species

You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots

Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot, period!

[Goku]

How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking forties! ("Goku!") 2

Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy

'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun

You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaio-ken get it done

When I see your movies, all I do is watch the clock

'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks

Look at those panties! You got that camel toe!

I'll report to Lois Lane and Superman that ho!

[Superman]

Ha ha! Your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes

Just one punch and over nine thousand screams!

I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties

From Z to GT, you can Dragon Ball deez!

[Goku]

Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!

There's only one way that this battle's gonna end

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!

1. Jimmy Olsen appears here in a small cameo.2. just like Jimmy Olsen, it's time for Krillin to show up.

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Season 3