Häissä [English translation]

The fact is that this town only has one sheriff

And it's me!

It's Koutsi! VilleGalle! Märkä-Simo! At a small wedding!

I work nights, not in any stores, ha!

A little frozen1, at a small wedding2

'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning

Luckily we have touch

A little frozen, at a small wedding

I'm at weddings on Fridays and Saturdays

You get Lamborghinis if you're frozen

And sit with your wife at home

After that you get little playtime for the rest of the season

"What's up, dude?" I'm doing good,

I'm at weddings but never getting married

Koutsi is wearing a suit for entirely different reasons

I'm on the verge of passing out even on the side of the rink

In the morning I have a terrible headache again

I always go beyond my limits, Muhammed Ali

You'll never see Koutsi during happy hour

I drink at home beforehand

I live on booze and McDonald's

During the weekends I'm time traveling

And only help bridesmaids in distress

Well, Koutsi is always hungry

I work nights, not in any stores, ha!

A little frozen, at a small wedding

'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning

Luckily we have touch

A little frozen, at a small wedding

Drinking in order to get drunk

Tomorrow out of the will of God

I drank salmiakki vodka out of a pint,

They're bringing me gold with a truck from Sweden

It's no use trying to argue with Koutsi

That you didn't pass out yesterday out of booze

In every place there's dark parties

We drink all the money from inheritance accounts

Here it's midsummer every day

And I'm sober like a morning breathalyzing

Back home we drink straight from the tap

We have parties even in apartment flats

Five thousand down the throat in a night

Why can't pussy be free

In the morning fingers to the palate

This is just super cool

I work nights, not in any stores, ha!

A little frozen, at a small wedding

'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning

Luckily we have touch

A little frozen, at a small wedding

Nelsson's sena on the mic

I chew gum like Pena Matikainen3

I play pocket billiard4 at home

My wedding costs a billion

'92 Soviet Union was left behind

During holidays weddings take a week

Parties are behind like a mullet

I fire the puck like a bullet

I work nights, not in any stores, ha!

A little frozen, at a small wedding

'Til the morning even though there's a match in the morning

Luckily we have touch

A little frozen, at a small wedding

I work nights, not in any stores, ha!

A little frozen, at a small wedding

There's no hangover because it has no time to come

A kebab roll and we're ready to go again

A little frozen, at a small wedding

1. 'to be frozen' is slang for having a hangover2. 'to be at a wedding' is slang for being drunk3. Pentti Matikainen is a Finnish ice hockey coach4. 'to play pocket billiard' is slang for jacking off

• Artist:JVG
• Album:Mustaa kultaa