Hades [English translation]

A hunchnecked Death is plowing the field of a cheap woman

Ballroom scented of myrrh gives the beat to polka bounce

Hootenanny in the netherworld, wine is flowing and blood is boiling

The organist of death is pumping bellows with the rhythm of a black pipe organ

Welcome!

Harlots dwelling in embers, eyes sparking in the night

Bear couples parading on the Catherine wheels of Beelzebub

With lances upright, on the back of pigs, the soldiers ride

To the netherworld, netherworld, netherworld, netherworld, netherworld

I'll sell my soul to Satan, but won't get trampled by the poor devil

To the netherworld, netherworld, netherworld, netherworld, netherworld

Limbs tear apart, wheels are spinning

Dishing out greasy meat for the ravens, until dawn!

Into Hades, the lowest, vilest, you'll be digging your grave

Your devil's tongue, fragile mind will be tuned to sing in harmony,

to echo your lies

Into Hades, the deepest hell, you're left straightening your crooked spine

Your forked tongue, sick mind will be taught to lick the right way, to sing your lies

Honky tonkin' in rhythm, drunk headed bodies are shaking

Death is holding a straight flush, the guest clasping a noose

Clubs won't help in a poker ring of crooks

Just spades, just spades, just spades, just spades, just spades

I open my hand to Satan, and my queen ends up under that damn devil

To the netherworld, netherworld, netherworld, netherworld, netherworld

Into Hades, the lowest, vilest, you'll be digging your grave

Your devil's tongue, fragile mind will be tuned to sing in harmony,

to echo your lies

Into Hades, the deepest hell, you're left straightening your crooked spine

Your forked tongue, sick mind will be taught to lick the right way, to sing your lies

Into Hades, the lowest, vilest, into Hades, the deepest hell

Your sick devil's tongue will be tuned to sing the beautiful lies forever

• Artist:Turmion Kätilöt
• Album:U.S.C.H! (2008)