המגפיים של ברוך [Hamagafaim Shel Baruch] [English translation]

He bought them cheaply

They were full of sand

He cleaned them with Spirit (turpentine) every two hours

He fed them soup

and when they threw up he was silent

He took them to a movie every two days

But one day he woke up

still sleepy

searched for the boots in the closet

and in the place where they were

only socks remained

that explained to him all logically

that shoes are purchased quickly

and socks are not lacking

But boots and pants always buying complete

very difficult to obtain them now

play play guitar

play play guitar

and in the end went out barefoot

stuffed up and also tired

and fully aware of the depth of the trouble

and when he asked a passerby

if they saw his boots

from politeness we will refrain from listing the answer

Baruch visited in village and city

in a very delicate situation

the depression in his brain ran amok

when he turned in desperation

to the department for family relative search

and the reception clerk got mad at him

because shoes are purchased quickly

and socks are not lacking

But boots and pants always buying complete

very difficult to obtain them now

play play guitar

play play guitar

And here beside a farm

there spent the day

He discovered traces that were recently made

and suddenly between the shrubs

he heard there whispers

in the arms of another man he saw them

He didn't know what to do

if to laugh or only to cry

never the less he took out the handkerchief

and to the side he took the man

drew the gun

and fired one bullet in the man's butt

because shoes are purchased quickly and socks are not lacking

But boots and pants always buying complete

very difficult to obtain them now

And the man "kiss kiss" "Sorry"

And the man "kiss kiss" "Sorry"

And the man said sorry

he folded the blanket

and went home without causing any further trouble

and from then until today

also in the rain also in the heat

they are sewed (stuck) on him straight to his bones.

And if you don't believe, ask Baruch!

• Artist:Kaveret
• Album:Poogy Stories