Hilma ja Onni [English translation]

On the beach of Likolahti

Together with Hilma Holkki

We would always dream of a love relationship

I held Hilma's hand in mine

And we hurried to the barn

We put our dentures in the same glass

For the night

Until Hilma was taken away from me by Onni

Laukkanen, the village's stud in a tie

No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse

Hilma's dentures have left the glass

The chickens and pigs have been sold

I had to get the cows used to automatic milking

I'm heading to the cowhouse again

The switch of the milking machine won't work

Why won't I ever get you back, Hilma?

Why was Hilma taken away from me by Onni

Laukkanen, the village's stud in a tie

No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse

You've put on nail polish

And locked your barn

You'll go between the sheets with Onni Laukkanen

Your tool is leaning against the barn stairs

And I'm digging a ditch in agony

Laukkanen and the fall may come

But not me

Because Hilma was taken away from me by Onni

Laukkanen, the village's stud in a tie

No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse

Is that why you, Hilma, left me

That I never joined the army

When you kept shoveling dung into the dump

Now, I regret it all

Hilma is already expecting Onni's child

In two weeks

They'll have their wedding

I'm going to crash the reception

And get my revenge by farting at Hilma's wedding

No longer do I hear the splashing of your over-sized boots from the cowhouse

All by myself, on top of a hill

I'm thinking about you

• Artist:Jaakko Teppo
• Album:Ruikonperän multakurkku