Hitler vs Vader 2 lyrics

Adolf Hitler (Prologue):

Who are you?

Darth Vader:

Someone who loathes you, bitch, now stand up and rhyme!

I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time!

Roar like Chewbacca: the voice of Mufasa!

I'm on the leader of your limp-dicked Luftwaffe!

I strike back hard against a Nazi!

Brain-toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee!

Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am!

I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp!

I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt!

So suck on deez… Uh…deez what, sir? Deez robot nuts!

I'm gonna enjoy watching you die,

So let me do it with my own eyes!

Adolf Hitler:

You look stressed, Vader. You appear to be in pain.

You need a vacation. Here, take a trip on my train!

I mean, you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!

Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational!

You got one bitch pregnant, then gave in to the hate.

Now you're 6' 6" and black, but can't get a date!

(Urgh!) Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver!

Use some of your Force to fix your fucking respirator!

You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?

You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!

Everything you do is an epic fail!

Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!

What's wrong, Ani? Can't take anymore?

Not surprising coming from the Emperor's whore!

Yeah! Ya, take that! What's the matter? Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?

Stephen Hawking:

Because you're standing over the Rancor Pit.

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Season 2 (2011)